It’s official: I am a genius
As anyone who has had a child knows, baby companies conspire to make your life even worse. Not content with leaving you witha bawling baby, they also make you spend hours putting together fiendish contraptions like prams and car seats.
That’s why I am feeling so smug, as I have just managed to put on a Baby Bjorn without an instruction manual.
I may look like an idiot when I am wearing it, but I am in fact a genius.