I should be so lucky…
Saturday, December 8th, 2007Dear Kylie
I understand from an article in my local paper that you are looking for a home near Didcot. I cannot say I am surprised, as you have always been a lady of impeccable judgement.
You may remember that Didcot was named as Britain’s twentieth crappest town in a book called Crap Towns a few years ago. It was subsequently dropped from the second edition, and last Friday the author came to pay penitence for his unjustified slur on the town. He saw, as no doubt you have as well, the renaissance of the town. We have a new town centre, with leading national chains, a new five-screen cinema, and next year we will have an arts centre as well.
I know culture means a great deal to you. I just missed you at the opening of your exhibition a few months ago at the V&A. There is plenty of culture for you here. Didcot has a wonderful street fair every year. In nearby Wallingford we have the wonderful Corn Exchange, as well as the highly successful Blues & Beers festival and the Bunkfest. I have just opened Wantage’s brilliant annual Dickensian evening, and Wantage too has a wonderful summer arts festival. All the arts groups in Wantage have banded together to try and save the music rooms at the recently closed St Mary’s school, and we have wonderful brass bands in Wantage and Cholsey, just south of Wallingford. Faringdon is really the heart of the live music scene in the area, and it too has a highly successful annual arts festival. We also have the annual truck festival in Steventon, which was rained off this year but still came back with a vengeance. The show must go on. With all this going on, it is no wonder that Didcot produced a finalist for Any Dream Will Do, Andy Hansen.
No wonder so many of your fellow celebs set up home here. Whether it is Rory Bremner near Faringdon, John Lloyd of Qi fame between Wantage and Didcot, Sandie Shaw, Brian Eno, the bloke from the Old Grey Whistle Test, Helena Bonham Carter in Suton Courtenay, and numerous other writers such as Candida Lycett-Green and Mary Louden, not to mention the Henmans, you will find many like-minded individuals nearby. Oh, I almost forgot - your old co-star Jason Donovan lives here as well.
If all this culture is not enough, you may like to invest some of your hard-earned cash here. We have a reputation for scientific excellence, and as a result many established and up and coming scientific companies are based here, such as RM and Oxford Instruments. We also take the environment seriously, with the well-regarded Northmoor Trust leading the way.
I know that you have dined here as well, supposedly at the Sweet Olive in the Astons. You might like to check out Splitz in Didcot (an ex-Manoir chef) or The Boars Head in Ardington, or The Eyston Arms in East Hendred.
Really there is so much to see and do here, I imagine all that is holding you back is finding the right place. Let me know when you ahve, and I’ll pop round with a bowl of sugar.
Ed
